Funny mail

Ami ekta mail peyechhi ekhuni, just hv a look.

Sir

With reference to the Interview which you have taken on 29-04-10 at Indian Institute of Finance;

Whole night your words were echoing in my mind. The role-play rounds you conducted was the best part. That gives us a glimpse of the actual life stage where we have to perform.

Uptill now I was confused that which career path to choose. I was finding hard to know my area of interest. But after our yesterday session tranzlease have become my dream job.

Its my type of job. and i can do it i know. I am ready to accept the challenge. Package no bar sir. But I want to work with you.

I was having Sc.(Maths) at 12th, then i have done B.C.A., P.G.D.C.A and then MBA(Finance)

I Want to be the part of your dream project Sir.

Kindly give me one chance.

Thanks and Regards

Yours Sincerely
ityadi ityadi....

Bhogobaner jal-torongo ebong photo-sono-graph

bhogobaner jal-torongo ekta sokto philosophical concept. jara janona jal-torongo ki tara http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jal_tarang pore dekhte paro. ami atkabo na. normal jal toronge onek gulo semi-spherical bati thake. kintu jehetu bhogoban bhogoban-i (Moses ke god bolechhilo je I am who I am), tai tini boro boro koyekta uneven shape-er joler jinis-i use korte paren. tai tini matro 7ta somudro r connecting 13 nodi use kore-i osadharon sur-shrishti korte paren.

jodi bhogobaner joltorongo upobhog ba upolobdhi korte chao taile prothome tomake ekta majhari dheu ola beach-e jete hobe. mane surf kora jay gochher dheu er theke onekta kom. kintu good enough. ei mone koro shankarpur-er moto. optimal dheu r ki. erom dheu te roj 3-4 ghonta kore katiye jodi bari fire aso, taile dekhbe ghumer modhye majhe majhe mone hobe je dheute dol dichchhe. kimba ekta ondhokar ghore bose jodi ostadi gaan sono, taileo erom ta upolobdhi hote pare. amar ei 2rokom upolobdhi-i hoyechhe. obosyo seto bhogoban keo sabai jante pare na. tai bhogobaner joltorongo-o je sabai appreciate korbe seta nai hote pare.

ei prosonge bole rakha bhalo je bhogoban ki (ba ke ba kini ba keno). bhogoban ki bola khub-i sokto. sotti kotha bolte ami janio na, kono dharonao nei. tabole amar-i blog-e ami bhogoban somporke kota neutral bhalo (kimba baje) kotha likhte-o parbo na tato hote pare na!! ei je dekho charpase eto aschorjo jinis hoye royechhe, ei je dekho pnutke kota manush, hoyto nijer sohorer baire-o kokhono na giye emon sab model banachchhe jeta amra jotdur dekhte, sunte ba bujhte pari totodur-i valid thake, seta ki jothesto aschorjo noy? kimba thik jebhabe charpaser sab kichhu cholchhe setao ki aschorjo noy? ei bhabe-i to manush "boli hochchhe ta ki" gochher prosner uttor sandhaner modhye diyei ki tahole manush bhogobaner dike egochchhe? ami ki kore bolbo?

photo-sono graph naam theke-i dhorte pachchho jontrota ki? "sono" usually sabdo ke denote kore. orthat ei jontro tar songe sobder ekta somporko achhe. r photograph ki seto saba-i jane. thik jemon kore gramophone-e ekta disc-er opor dag kete sabdo ke dhore rakha hoto, thik temni bhabe photo-sono graph-e ekta alor samne bose ganer sathe matha nariye je chhaya toiri hoy seita ke store kore rakhle-o seta record-er kaj korbe. kintu ei kayda ta khub sokto. prothomoto, erom matha narano moteo soja noy. khub sokto head-banger rao erom ta bhalo parbe na. onek diner training r ichchher dorkar. tar thekeo boro problem holo, ei rokom kore record to korlam, kintu playback ki kore korbo. seita-r ekta bhalo solution nei bole-i ei jontro ta successful holo na.

Aquarium, jol torongo ebong ami

Amar ekta aquarium achhe. besh koyek bochhor holo. tar ekta 2to basinda-o besh onek din achhe. god bless them, aro onek din thakuk. biseshoto oder jiboner ei chaper jonyo jokhon ami onektai (if not purotai) responsible.

ami ekrokom machh guloke bondi kore rekhechhi. kintu kotha holo je oder ekhon chhereo deoa jabe na karon oder nirghat ekta poribeshe theke obhyes hoye gyachhe. more importantly, ami jani na ami oder kothay chharte pari ebong oder sekhane bhalo lagbe kina.

onyo bhabe bhabte gele, jekhane-i khanikta jol achhe sekhane-i machh thakte pare. tai ekta flat-er 6tolay ekta ghorer konay ekta knacher bakse jodi ektu jol thake sekhaneo machh thakte pare. kintu ei je ora ekta dokaner tank-e oder aro onek loker sathe nei tar jonyo ami responsible. tobe bolte paro je dokan dar je oder aro karo kachh theke aro boro tank theke kinechhe tar jonyo se responsible, but ami (ba amar moto aro oneke) jodi machh "pushte" na chaito taile dokandar in the first place machh guloke kinto na. tai bojhai jachchhe responsibility-r besir bhag daytai amar.

jodi bolo je ora otosoto bujhte pare na je ora kothay achhe, taile ami ontoto seta mene nite pari na. ami machheder cholafera onek bochhor dhore-i lokkho korchhi. orao pray amaderi moto feel kore. ami oder poristhitite porle ja korbo orao pray tai kore.

sab theke boro kotha holo, ora aquarium-e thakar phole "bhogobaner joltorongo" sunte pay na. eita je kirom byapar seta ami bhalo-i dhorte parchhi....

Je ja boi likhte cheyechhilo...

Subhadeep onek bochhor age "Uttar Pradeh, jyamonti dekhechhi" gochher namer ekta boi likhte cheyechhilo. likhechhe kina bolte parbo na. tobe chhape ni nirghat. taile jante partam.

amio aj obdi onek gulo boi likhbo bhebechhilam, kintu lyadher karone lekha hoyni. "topper chenar 100 upay" boita ami jadavpur-er somoy theke (mane pray ek doshok age theke) likhbo thik kore rekhechhi. ei boitar byapare ami jothesto research-o kore dekhechhi. kintu boita r lekha hoye otheni. ei boita likhte parle ami nischoy "fan chenar 12ta upay" boleo ekta boi likhbo, karon fan r topper, 2dol-i eki rokom marattok.

ami ekta autobiohraphy-o likhbo bhebechhilam. sadharon bhabe loke bikhyato hole autobiography lekhe. kintu mone to hochchhe na je ami r bikhyato hote parbo. tai sesh chesta hisabe ami ei auto-biography ta likhbo bhebechhilam, kintu setao holo na.

Harry Potter Mania

Gabloo ajkal serious serious blog likhchhe. tai amio bhablam, je ami-i ba ei bajare bad jai keno?

Amio ekjon potter-maniac. tai makes sense je ami Harry Potter series sombondhe kichhu boktobyo rakhbo. prothome-i bole rakha bhalo je ami-o r sakaler songe ekmot je Potter cinema gulo bhalo. But boi gulo onek onek bhalo.

Harry Potter series er byapare kotha bolte hole JK Rowling er byapareo bolte hoy. Prothome-i bole rakha bhalo ei namer pronunciation ta Rouling er moto noy, eta rolling er moto. Dwitiyoto ini bhalo lok non, witch craft ke prosroy den. Biswas na hoy eita dekho.

"Matt Latimer, a former speech writer for President George W. Bush has claimed in his book Speechless: Tales of a White House Survivor that Rowling was turned down for the Presidential Medal of Freedom because White House officials in the Bush administration believed that the Harry Potter series promoted witchcraft.^[103]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._K._Rowling (Subsequent writing section-er ager para ta).

sotti kotha bolte ki, amio eisab boi-cinema pore-dekhe ektu dukhi bodh kori je jodi amio magic korte partam. eitai holo Harry potter series er prothom attraction, ekta magical world jekhane sabai aschorjo sab ghotona ghotate pare. loker sadharon jinise kono utsaho-i nei r. kintu sudhu anondo hole abar amader bhalo lage na. ei karone-i prothom matrix system ta bhenge porechhilo setao tomra jano-i. ebong amar dhaorna je etai HP series er sab theke boro achievement. aschorjo anondo guloke aschorjo bhoy diye compensate kora khub-i sokto, ebong Rowling seta khun-i bhalo korechhen sondeho nei.

Dementor rai mone koro. nehat-i bhitiprodo. tay puro kobja korte parle ora mere fele na, sudhu soul ta kere ney. jodio amra keu jani na soul ki ebong feeling na thakle ki hobe? mane kichhu feel na korte parle ki amra depressed, bored esab-o hote parbo na? ei rokom point of view theke dekhle obosyo dementor ra mondo noy. pray phoenix-der motoi magical.

Kintu HP series-er asol bhitiprodo choritro holo Voldemort. ADG-r boktobyo chhilo (ebong ami ekmot) je bhut nei bole-i biswas korbo, kintu samne ele bhoy-o pabo. Voldemort-er byapareo amar tai boktobyo. bisheshoto Voldemort ekhon mara giyechhe bole-i jokhon sunte paoa jachchhe, tai ekhon Voldemort dekhle tar bhut dekhai hobe.

HP series-e jiboner ekta bhoyanok Dark dik-o dekhano hoyechhe. Voldemort loker moner modhye dhuke tar moner sab kotha jene nite pare. sadharon bhabe loker kono-i interesting secret thake na. kintu jader thake tader khetre eta besh baje byapar. kintu er theke-o bejay kharap holo je...

sab secret jene felar thekeo ki je aro kharap setar r kodin por mone porchhe na. tai ekhane-i iti.

Dumbledore

Amra bibhinno golpo-uponyas-e bibhinno dhoroner choritro dekhe thaki. ei jemon tintin-e captain haddock ekta osadharon choritro. kimba yossarian. kimba dumbledore. ei byapare bole rakha bhalo, eder modhye dumbledore-er entertainment quotient-i sab theke beshi karon dumbledore magic jane.

sudhu magic jana te-i dumbledore-er impressiveness bare na. er sathe dumbledore-er appearance-o jothesto gurutyopurno. ekta khub boyosko lok, se sab kaydar alkhalla pore. ei obdi dhorte para gyachhe. bangalira erom description-ke by default rabindranath dhore thake. kintu pointed hat byapartai golmal pakay. taile dumbledore jodi rabindranath nai hobe to se asole ke?

ekhon dumbledore ke jante hole, harry potter ke janatao khub joruri. harry potter ekta good for nothing. ekta bhodro charm jane na (boyos hoyar por janbe kina ebyapare keu kichhu lekheni). occlumency teo besh baje. logic majhari gochher. tar asol sokti holo prem. er theke bojhai jachchhe, harry potter asole ekjon boishnob. england-e tulsir mala kinte paoa jayna bole oke dekhe bojha jay na je o boishnob. ei byala bole rakha bhalo amar boishnob ba harry potter, karo byapare-i kono feeling nei. ami nehat-i raat-birete baje kotha bolar anonde baje kotha bolchhi.

tobe jodi tom riddle-er diary-r moto ekta jinis banano jay dibyo hobe. ami karo mind control korte chai na. kintu ekta sokto logical machine diye-o ekta manus-ke impersonate kora sokto. pray parai jay na bolte gele. sekhane ekta samanyo diary-r orom transformation korte para samanyo kotha noy. tobe etao mone rakha uchit, keu jodi machine diye erom korar chesta kore-o thake, taileo tara nischoy normal karo-i impersonation korar chesta korechhilo. tai hote pare abnormal lokeder impersonate kora hoyto sohoj. r diary computer-er theke onek sohoj jinis, tai 2to sohoj jinis jurle je ekta sohoj solution berobe eto pray obvious.

kintu asol kotha holo, dumbledore-er moto-i voldemort-o ekta osadharon choritro. bola-i bahulyo, ei 2joner tulonate-i harry potter ekdom opodartho. kintu jehetu juddho ta hochchhilo dumbledore r voldemort-er modhye, r dumbledore erom sab pnyachalo plan koslo je bechara voldemort-r pere uthlo na. ei prosonge bole rakha bhalo je ekta golpe villain koto boro theke bojha jay hero koto boro. eta amar boktobyo noy. Analyze this bole ekta cinema achhe. tar je protagonist, se onyo ekta cinema-te ei boktobyo ta rekhechhe. ei cinema-e tai se ekta cinema-r jonyo ekta bishal unchu lok khnujchhilo.

ekhon byapar hochchhe, dumbledore kise kise bhalo. prothomoto, dumbledore-er fashion sense no doubt khub bhalo. dwitiyoto, dumbledore nana rokom magic jane. dumbledore potion niyeo kisab sokto kaj korechhe, care for magical creature-eo nischoy mondo na (sab somoy nischoy onyer bhorsay bosechhilo na je ke ektu dragon blood ene debe). dark arts and darker logic-eo dumbledore-er ekta adhipotyo chhilo. even lokta hasi moskora-o kore. onekta paroshuram (mane rajsekhar basu) er moto. diner byalay bengal chemical-er matha. r sondhe hole chatti baje kotha pata bhore likhto.

voldemort eto guloy ek sathe nam koreni. tobe seo kichhu kom jay na. pray dumbledore-eri moto aschorjo sab magic niye tar kaj karbar chhilo. hourcrux ekta aschorjo byapar (oi diary-r byaparta to agei alochona kore felechhi). tar thekeo aschorjo byapar holo voldemort-er torture korar kayda. emon torture je prothom onek din dhorte-i para jabe na je tortured hochchi. jara ekdomi dhorte parbe na, tara to emni-i potol tulbe. r jara dhorte parbe je tader moner modhye tader ojante nana rokom pnyach hoye jachchhe, tara eita niye-i confused hoye porbe je tara ja bhabchhe seta ki tara-i bhabchhe? harry potter-er golpo gulo r kichhu-r jonyo loker mone theke jak ba na jak, voldemort nischoy loker mone thakbe. erom pnyachalo lok sachorachor dekha jay na.

ei diye-i amar boktobyo sesh. tobe jete jete bole jaoa bhalo je harry potter ta eke bare-i opodartho.

Ramchhagol

Prothome-i ramchhagol niye kichhu prosno. ram-chhagol-er naame ram-ta ki signify kore? jemon ram-hnada bolle khub besi-i hnada bojhay, temni ram-chhagol bolle ki khub besi chhagol bojhay? abar ram-gorur bolle jemon bejay gorur bojhay na, temni ki ram-chhagol bolle bejay chhagol bojhay na? aro ekta jotil prosno holo je ram-chhagol-er naamer sathe ki oder darir kono jogajog achhe? dari na thakle ki chhagol-ra "ram" upadhi pete pare na? naki dari hole bojhay je se onek kal dhorei chagol obosthay achhe, tai tader ram upadhi deoa hoy? "Bhogoban" ram er moto ram-chhagol rao ki kothao kothao pujito hon?

chhagole kina khay r pagole kina bole. kintu prosno eta noy je chhagol ki ki khay na. prosno holo chhagol ki ki khete pare na. sisi-botol khete pare na se amra jani. kintu gota 3-ek begun khele oder kichhu osubidhe hobe kina se byapare keu ki kichhu jane?

ami onek din dhore-i bhabchhi je ekta probondho likhbo "Impact of made in China wands on the winzarding communities of the third world countries". Kintu prosno holo ei ram chhagol-er byaparta mathay ghurchhilo bole seta lekha jachchhilo na.

dhur ajkal r mathay ekta bhalo baje kothao ase na.

cinema ebong ityadi...

antel-ra khub sokto sokto cinema dekhe. pata pora cinema-tar golpo to amra sabai jani. golpo holeo sotti-te jerom chhilo goddar, felini, ttrufo (bana gulo-r sombondhe amar kono dharona-i nei). ami kal felini-r ekta cinema dekhechhi. khub sokto. pray shock therapy-i bote.

se jai hok. mohabharot thekeo cinema-r somporke onek kichhu jante para jay. ei jemon dhoro arjun holen erom ekjon joddha jini ekta tir chhnure abar seta firiye-o nite parten. sokto action ki con cinema-r villain-rao erom-i hoy. jemon dhoro ekta cinema-e villain usually ekta deadly plan korle tar kachhe tar ekta remedy-o thake.